Wednesday, February 17, 2016

I Get It, I Get It, You're Not Getting It

Too many projects on the dance floor...

I have good problems. But also the usual ones. Several stories are vying for attention, maybe they'll be solid stories, maybe it's the same god damn story wanting to be retold, but regardless there is only so much time in the day.

I am at the Sunny Side of my lunch break... using time not so wisely by wise-assing.

It's a good thing I didn't win any billions in any lottery because I'm sure I would've seriously tried to arrange it that the letter "H" should come before the letter "G." It would not be easy to convince the populous of such a move, but maybe if given the right amount of money and influence, who knows? It would probably take a hundred million dollar ad campaign, laborious and potentially boring lobbying, bribes galore and such. A lot of "and such."

Also, I was also going to cure cancer if I won, so maybe it's not a good thing I didn't win.